Hypnosisi's Slutty Past."Remember the time I was young and reckless? Remember when I didn't give a fuck? Remember when I had sex every day?" Hypnosisi's embarrassed about talking about her past, all the prostitutes she brought home all the time, all the times she forgot about Crazizi's needs, all the times Erizozo slept in her bedroom with her. She was a woman filled with lust, lots of it. She didn't care about anyone or anything. It was all about what she wanted. "If I wanted to have sex with a stranger like Poisonoususu, I would do it immediately. If I wanted Erizozo to sit on my face, I would immediately beg her to do so. I was fucking crazy." Hypnosisi sighed sadly. "I'm still recovering and it's been over a year since I stopped having sex all the time. I will jack off every now or then or get some pleasure from Crazizi, but that's it. Nothing else at all. Nowadays when someone tries to seduce me, I try not to let myself get a raging boner like I usually would if somebody tried to seduce me. I get nervousHypnosisi's Slutty Past. by DoReMiRockerr
Alien Abductee Club.President: Bonskuiqua, *Does the star trek thing* welcome to the alien abductee club. *Everyone else does the star trek thing* and since this is our first meeting, so I would like to get to know all of you. Hopefully all of you are alien abductees. So to our first person, how old are you?Alien Abductee Club. by DoReMiRockerr
Me: I'm seven.
President. ...Goddamn. Just don't tell your parents you're in here.
Me: What are parents?
President: That's just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said...Now just introduce yourself.
Me: Bonskuiqua, my name is Vriska Victoria Serket and I was abducted by aliens when I was 1 sweep old, but instead of going to the nearest living planet, Keron, I was taken to a different universe where I was taken to a planet full of alien trolls.
Me: Yes, they look kinda like humans, but they have grey skin, yellow cornea, black hair but sometimes with a streak of their blood color, and two candy corn horns on top of their heads.
President: Oh, okay. You may continue.
|*licks my own face* |
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